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This time yesterday, We walked the dog to the beach And kissed traipsing back up the hill. We had a calm afternoon, Suspension in...


Review: Wandering Rocks
Hi! Hi. That was gas! What was? The super-fun Wandering Rocks, a Ulysses-influenced piece directed by Sam Ford and Michael Stone as part...


"Sally Forever After"
Sally loved Cinderella Belle – Ehh – was blind Snow White too kind Aurora just lazy Pocahontas? Fucking crazy Her nana was a tree ...


"Nocturn"
Last night, awake in the clay, my incompetent blinds letting in the lights, we hosted the Bal de Tabarin. I’m sorry. You weren’t...


Review: Cafe Casablanca
Righto, let’s get started. What are you talking about this time? Café Casablanca, an adaptation of the much-loved classic film...


Review: Sardines
Hi there, long time no chat… Oh HEY Rant & Rave! I know, but this week I saw Sardines directed by Leo Hanna and Amelia McConville and...


“Read This to the Sounds of Warm Music”
Sometimes I think you get off on cruelty – oof, that’s mean. Sometimes I think that it’s this time of year that’s cruel and I should...


Review: Who the Fuck is Kasper Hauser?
So. Tell us. WHO the fuck is he?! Well (SPOILER ALERT) from what I can gather, he’s usually the front man. But upon opening to the crowd,...


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the night before they met, he dreamt of a car crash (later, before she made him an unlove, he told her she was the car crash, as they...